May 21st Apocalypse GAY ZOMBIES?

I think the CDC is getting onto something. I think at 6PM saturday the government will take advantage of the dooms day prophecy and actually release a bio chemical gas in the air that makes gays and lesbians go rampant. In result we will have gay zombies going after straights making them gay. What if its a conspiracy like in the X Files...ROSWELL STYLE!!!!!!!!!!! The Americas will be infected in a matter of months and then the world. What can we do to prevent such a disaster. I think the government would love to do such a thing. I am getting my first aid kit and I am camping at the mall so I can at least barricade the doors and go to the roof so I have a fighting chance. Are you prepared?